Michelle L.

One day two old men named Fred and Vern were siting on Vern's porch enjoying the nice day they were having and discussing many topics when the topic of sex came up. Fred turns to Vern and says, "Ya know, Me and the old lady just don't have sex no more, and I kind of miss it." Vern says, "Well Fred Me and my wife don't really either except for oral sex." "Oral sex!?" Fred says, "Are you telling me at your age you and your wife still practice oral sex?" "Why sure, Fred," Vern says, "I sit out here on the porch and she sits there in the living room and we scream FUCK YOU back and forth."

funniness: 6.42

rating: R