Mark G.

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" He was asked. "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happened?" he was asked. "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles." The marine said. "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am." "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability." The marine said. "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

funniness: 7.39

rating: PG