Joan c.

One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "What are you doing?" he asks. Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain't it?" asked the neighbor. Little Johnny shouts back, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat!"

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG