jeff B.

There were four vets sitting around a camp fire sharing war stories. A Blue Angle, A Navy Seal, Marine Forest Recon, and an Army Ranger. The Blue Angle spoke up and said "I was in a dog fight and I downed six of thoes bastards with out even taking a hit." The Navy Seal stood up and said "I jumped off the front of an aircraft carrier with only a knife in my teeth and sank two submarines." The Army Ranger then said "I jumped behind enemy lines with 200 rounds and killed 300 of the enemy." The Marine didn't say anything he just looked at the other three and stired the fire with his dick.

funniness: 6.08

rating: R