Taija M.

A blonde gets into her car, immediately grabs her cell phone and calls 911. 911: What's the problem? Blonde: I just got in my car and I noticed that someone has stolen the dash board, the steering wheel, the pedals, everything. 911: Ok, someone will be there in a second. The blonde hangs up and gets back into her car. A few seconds later, she calls 911 again. 911, (realizing that that person has called seconds before): Yes? Blonde, (laughing): Never mind, I was in the backseat!!

funniness: 6.50

rating: PG