David H.

A blond goes fishing on private property. The owner of the property sees this and is a bit upset, so he confronts the blond. Pointing to a sign, the owner points out, "That sign says 'PRIVATE PROPERTY.' Can't you read?!" The blond replies, "But the top of the sign said PRIVATE, so I didn't read the rest of it!"

funniness: 5.58

rating: G