Dan B.

A man meets this woman at a bar, after a few drinks and talking for an hour or two, they traveled back to his room. She soon began to take off her clothes, when she was fully nude she went over and took off all of his clothes, right before she was done, the man said, do you happen to have any strange fettish. "Why yes I do," she said, "I have a foot fettish, but I will settle for 8 or 9 inches."

funniness: 6.37

rating: R