sanjana b.

There is a drinking contest at a local bar--whoever drinks the most bottles of beer, without going to the bathroom wins. The first man drinks five bottles of beer. After that he has to go to the bathroom. The second guy drinks ten bottles before he has to go to the bathroom. The third man keeps on drinking, one bottle after another. He pauses for a while. The other two men ask him how he could drink so many bottles. He replies, "I am not dumb like you guys, I wear Pampers!"

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG