Laurence O.

You'll turn into a pumpkin at midnight. (For under 7's) You'll regret this one day. I'm only doing this for your own good. If you point you'll get warts. If you pull a face and the wind changes you'll stay that way. If you eat your greens you'll be very tall and strong. Someday you'll thank me for this. You'll understand when your older. When I was you age I had to walk 8 miles to school. If you eat your crusts you'll have curly hair. Im only gonig to say this one. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. No matter you'll always have you family. If you eat carrots you can see in the dark.

funniness: 6.01

rating: G