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After being away on business, Bill thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That's a bit much," said Bill, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That's still quite a bit," Bill complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Bill, "is I'd like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.

funniness: 7.06

rating: PG