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A homosexual man went to the doctor for his regular yearly examination. The doctor placed his stethoscope on his left chest and asked him to say "70." The gay man says, "70." The doctor places the scope on this right chest and says, "say 70." Again the gay man says, "70." The doctor then places the scope on this back and says, "say 70." The gay man says again, "70." The doctor then says, "everything sounds good but one last thing to do. You need a rectal examination." The gay man excitedly takes off his pants and bends over. The doctor then places 2 fingers in his rectum and asks the man to say 70. The gay man says, "1, 2, 3..."

funniness: 6.40

rating: R