Amy V.

Every Sunday a little old lady came to church and placed $1,000 in the collection plate, this went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, i couldn't help but notice that you place $1,000 dollars in the collection plate every week, he stated." "Oh yes, my son sends me money and whatever i don't need goes to the church" "That's wonderful, how much does your son send you?" "Oh, $2,000 a week' "Your son must be very succesful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a Veterinarian," she answerd "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?" "Well he has one cat house in Vegas and another in Reno."

funniness: 6.33

rating: PG