Nicole d.

A woman is on the witness stand. The judge says, "What happened?" She says, "I was walking down the sidewalk, when he grabbed me, dragged me into an alley, ripped off my dress, pulled down my panties, and bent me over a garbage can... I... I don't even remember what happened next..." The judge says (jerking off motion), "Make something up! Make something up!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: R