Dan H.

An eighty year-old lady wins the lottery. Not wanting her to die of shock upon learning this, her children consult her doctor on how to break the news. The doctor comes over to the lady's house. "What would you do if you won ten million dollars?" he asks her. The lady replies, "Why, since you've been such a good doctor to me, I would give half of it to you." The doctor immediately died of shock.

funniness: 6.46

rating: G