Scotty S.

A young couple smell something while watching a movie together. So the young bloke taps an old bloke beside him on the shoulder and says, "Ay, old fulla, did you shit yourself?" The old bloke looks up slowly and says, "Yep." "Why don't you move then," says the young lad. The old bloke grunts a bit, then says, "Haven't finished yet."

funniness: 5.23

rating: R