Sweet T.

A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl, "Hello little girl, what's your name?" She replies, "My name is Petal, because when my mother was pregnant with me, a petal landed on her tummy." The man said, "That's so sweet!" To the next girl he asks, "Little girl, what's your name?" The girls says, "My name is Feather, because when my mother was pregnant with me, a feather landed on her tummy." He again praises the cute young girl. The man looks to the third girl who seems very dazed with her eyes to the sky and her mouth open wide drooling. He says as kindly as he can, "And you little girl, what's your name?" The girl replies in a very drawled out tone, "mayyyy nayyyme uzzzz peyannnno."

funniness: 6.25

rating: G