Daniel V.

Dear Abby, My husband has cheated on me our entire marriage. He tells everybody how much he loves me, but they all know what he's doing. He has many influential friends and they just pretend it's not happening because they want his help in big deals. They're so snowed by him that they avoid the whole issue. I know I should be thankful that he is successful in his profession, but now many of his coworkers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he first denies it all, then admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he's a cheater. I don't know what to do. Frustrated. Dear Frustrated, Why don't you move to New York and run for the Senate? Abby

funniness: 5.92

rating: PG