Mike G.

A young man was dating a woman that he wanted to go to bed with in the worst possible way. He FINALLY talks her into a "quickie". As they were crawling back into the front seat of the car after the deed, he said, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time." To which she replied, "If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose."

funniness: 6.98

rating: R