Miko N.

- You and your teeth don't sleep together. - Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any. - At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. - Your back goes out, but you stay home. - You wake up looking like your driver's license picture. - It takes two tries to get up from the couch. - Happy hour is a nap. - You're on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money does. - You say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it. - You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time. - You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there. - All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. - Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. - It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. - Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. - Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. - The pharmacist has become your new best friend. - Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot. - It takes twice as long - to look half as good. - Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work. - You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. - You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

funniness: 6.47

rating: PG