cazma y.

Jim, a short middle-aged man, walks into a local bar. Unfortunately, there's a pile of dog feces just inside the door, and he slips on it and falls over. He gets up, and walks to the bar to buy a drink. Sam, a 6-4, 245-pound college football player, then enters the bar. He slips on the same pile, gets up and buys a drink. Jim turns to an embarrassed Sam, and trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that." "WHAT?? shouts Sam, who punches Jim in the mouth.

funniness: 6.43

rating: G