Mark G.

So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer. "Where's my change?" asks the Zen master. The hot dog vendor responds, "Change must come from within."

funniness: 6.40

rating: PG