Andrea A.

1. You wake up face down on the footpath. 2. You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better. 3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. 4. You see a "60 minutes" team waiting in your office. 5. Your Birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. 6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any. 7. You put on the news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. 8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday. 9. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of `Hell's Angels' down the freeway. 10. The boss tells you not to bother taking your coat off. 11. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. 12. You walk to work and then find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose. (even worse for ladies) 13. You call your answering service and they tell you that it's none of your business. 14. Your blind date turns out to be your wife. 15. Your income tax check bounces. 16. You put both contact lenses in the same eye. 17. Your wife say's "Good morning, Bill" and your name is Fred.

funniness: 7.86

rating: PG