Richard F.

One day, a man came home to find his wife hysterically crying. He said, "Honey, whats the matter?" She said, "Oh it was terrible. This black man broke in the house. He raped me, made me suck his cock and made me sing the star spangled banner". "That's terrible," the man replied. "I know. I don't know how to sing."

funniness: 4.55

rating: R