Mike D.

You have a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't. Going to the bathroom includes shoes and a flashlight. Everyday people come to your door mistakingly thinking you're having a yard sale. People ask if they can hunt in your front yard. You've ever made change in the offering plate. Your richest relative buys a new home and you have to help take the wheels off of it. A home improvement includes new hubcaps. All you ever hear around the house is, "Will someone go and jiggle the handle".

funniness: 6.43

rating: G