Katie L.

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an expensive department store and approached the sales lady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAAA bra?" The clerk haughtily replied in the negative So she left the store and proceded to another department store where she was given similar treatment. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she was very frustrated. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

funniness: 7.10

rating: R