Natasha P.

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong: * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again? * Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. * A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. * Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken. * Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot. * Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? * This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat. * Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. * I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG