Jake W.

President Bush, newly elected, calls in the head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before WE do?" The CIA chief says, "It's because the Jews have this expression, 'Vus Tutzuch? (What's doing?)' They just ask each other and they know everything! " George Bush says that he has to see it to believe it, and he wants to personally go undercover. He gets dressed up (the hat, beard, etc...) as an orthodox Jew and is secretly flown under radar in an unmarked plane to New York, where he is picked up in an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhood. Soon this little old Jewish man comes shuffling along and George whispers to him, "Vus Tutzuch?" The old guy whispers back, "Did you hear President Bush is in Brooklyn ?"

funniness: 6.52

rating: PG