craig b.

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde dared each other to jump off a building. The brunette jumped off a two-story building and broke a few bones. It took the surgeons five years to reconstruct her body. The redhead jumped off a three-story building. It took the surgeons seven years to reconstruct her body. The blonde jumped off a five story building and landed on a lamp post. It took the surgeons ten years to wipe the smile off her face!

funniness: 6.48

rating: R