Matt P.

One day, Mrs. Smith agreed with her neighbor to watch her daughter Sara. However, Mrs. Smith had a very mischeivous son named Johnny, and she was worried that he might try to annoy Sara, seeing as they were both little and still believed in cooties and the like. So, she set them loose in the yard and gave Sara a doll she just bought, and gave Johnny a new action figure. She hadn't heard anything for nearly 20 minutes when Johnny came running into the house without his pants. "Mom, can little girls get pregnant?" "Of course not, Johnny! Why do you ask?" "Oh, no reason." said Johnny running back out into the yard. Mrs. Smith settled down back into the book she was reading when she heard Johnny yell out, "It's okay, Sara! Mom says we can play that game again!"

funniness: 6.44

rating: R