Allison H.

1. Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you wont have to sleep in the wet spot. 2. Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves. 3. A cucumber wont care what time of the month it is. 4. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet. 5. Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying till we have a boy." 6. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 7. A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun. 8. Cucumbers don't drool on your pillow. 9. And finally.....With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.

funniness: 6.43

rating: R