Andrea A.

Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Carol said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Carol said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.

funniness: 7.32

rating: PG