Destiny H.

1. There's a huge slot coming down my face. 2. I have a lot of flaps. 3. My friend, Dick always comes in and out. 4. My neighbor asshole smells like shit. 5. I have a hole on my forehead. 6. I sometimes feel vibrations. 7. I am sometimes bald, or very hairy. 8. At a time of the month, I vomit for 4 days. 9. Sometimes I don't even vomit at all...leading to some figure coming out me. LAST BUT NOT LEAST 10. I am known to get wet.

funniness: 6.34

rating: R