Heather A.

There was this girl who loved to count when she had sex. So one night when she was having sex this guy said, "Count to 70." Well she started 1, 2, 3, and on to 67, 68, 69, then she stoped. The guy said, "Whats wrong?" She said, "I can't go any higher!" He asked, "Why?" She said, "My mouth is full!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: R