doodlebug t.

A teenage boy and girl headed to a good parking spot for passionate summer sex. She could not wait for them to arrive at the destination. She took off her seat belt and started stroking her hand up and down his organ. It started to feel so good that he drove off the road and hit a palm tree. The cops came and all the teenage boy could do was cry. A cop got really mad and said, "What are you crying about? Your girlfriend is splattered all over the tree and you don't have a scratch on you." The guy says, "Go look in her hand!"

funniness: 7.24

rating: R