Mike G.

Clinton's nickname in the U.S. is "Slick Willy". As it turns out, they have names for him all over the world. For example: Japan - "Throbzilla" Poland - "Go-inski Lewinski" Denmark - "Gropen-hagen" Afghanistan - "Afghani-Stain" China - "Mao Tse Tongue" France - "Bone Appetit" Italy - "The Rodfather" Nepal - "Him-A-Lay-Her" Zaire - "Ubangi Anything That Moves"

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG