Michael K.

Bumper stickers that I have actually seen: Official Government Policy: If it ain't broke, fix it till' it is. Just because you're child was an honor student doesn't mean you know anything. If you can read this than your close enough that I could slam and my brakes and sue you. (T-Shirt on a Motorcyclist) If you can read this than the bitch fell off. Keep honking, I'm reloading.

funniness: 6.59

rating: PG