Kylee P.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, For just an itty-bitty, Jill's now 2 months overdue, And Jack has left the city. Jack and Jill went up the hill, Each with a quarter, Jill came down with 50 cents. Do you think they went for water? Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water, Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter! Jack and Jill went up the hill, With a keg of brandy, Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed, Now it's Jack, Jill, and Andy. Jack and Jill went up the hill, And planned to do some kissing, Jack made a pass, grabbed her ass, And now his front 2 teeth are missing

funniness: 7.55

rating: R