nikkie a.

This guy walks into a hotel and asked for a room. The clerk says, "There is only one room left, are you sure you want it?" the guy says yes and the clerk gives him the key. When the guy opens the door, he see's a Chinese lady laying with her legs spread open. So th guy has the best sex with her. The next morning, the guy goes to the clerk and says," I fucked that Chinese lady so hard I felt th rice shake in her!" The clerk replies, "That wasn't rice. That was maggots. She has been dead for a month."

funniness: 5.34

rating: R