Lili B.

Ollie and Olga were two Norwegians in the United States who were madly in love. They decided to be married in the middle of duck hunting season and have their honeymoon in Minnesota. They could not afford to fly, so the had to take a bus from Chicago through Wisconsin with a bunch of duck hunters. The bus is driving along, and all of a sudden it breaks down in the middle of Milwaukee. So while they are waiting, the duck hunters go inside a coffee shop. Outside, Ollie, who is much to anxious to wait for Minnesota, asks Olga, "Hey Olga, you vant to mess around in the bushes?" Olga replies quite upset, "No! I vant to vait until Minnesota so it tis right!" Ollie is disappointed, but leaves it at that. Soon after they are back on the road. But a few hours later, the bus breaks down again in the middle of Madison. So while they are waiting AGAIN, the duck hunters go inside a coffee shop. Outside, Ollie, who is still quite "antsy," again asks Olga, "Hey Olga, you vant to mess around in the bushes?" Olga replies, "I've already to you! No! I vant to vait until Minnesota so it tis right!" Ollie is once again disappointed but says nothing. The bus is soon ready and begins back on the journey to Minnesota with the duck hunters who are anxiously waiting. The bus does not get any further than Wisconsin Dells when it breaks down AGAIN! The duck hunters go inside the coffee shop, very annoyed thinking that they may actually miss duck hunting season. Olga, trying to avoid Ollie, followed the duck hunters inside the coffee shop and kinda overheard the duck hunters' conversation. After Olga gets her coffee she goes outside and whispers to Ollie, "Hey Ollie, you vant to mess around in the bushes?" Ollie, quite shocked replies, "But I thought you vanted to vait until Minnesota!" Olga quickly answers, "Ya, I did...But I the duck hunters vere talking in the coffee shop, and they said 'By the time ve get to Minnesota, the FUCKING season vill be over'."

funniness: 7.00

rating: R