whitney s.

This is a true story about a wedding and a little thing called revenge. It was a huge wedding with about three hundred guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on the stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming. He especially wanted to thank the bride and groom's families for coming and for providing such a fabulous reception. He said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was an envelope; He said that this was his gift to everyone, and that everyone should open them at the same time. Inside each envelope was an eight by ten picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and bride and said, "Fuck You!" then turned to the crowd and left. He had the marriage annulled 1st thing Monday morning. Most people's would break off the engagement right away after finding about the affair, this guy went through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong. His revenge was making the bride's parents pay over forty thousand dollars for three hundred people at a wedding reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. Best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends and their entire families!

funniness: 7.73

rating: PG