Arjun L.

1. I die rarely. 2. It's a deja vu all over again. 3. It's not over till it's over. 4. If you come to a fork in the road.....take it! 5. I really didn't say everything that I said. 6. You can observe a lot just by watching. 7. Never reply to an anonymous letter. 8. I usually take a 2-hour nap from 1 to 4. 9. When asked what time it was, I said; you mean now? 10. At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947: "I want to thank you for making this day necessary." 11. If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. 12. Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets "overwhelming underdogs." 13. If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. 14. On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh; "We made to many wrong mistakes." 15. The future ain't what it used to be. 16. It gets late early out here. 17. Nobody ever goes to that resturant over there, it's too crowded.

funniness: 6.18

rating: G