Zachary S.

A guy walks into a bar and he sees a realy hot girl sitting on the other end. So he tells the bartender to buy her a drink. The bartender says "I don't know if you want to do that because she is a lesbian." The guy says, "I don't care. Buy her one anyway." So the lady accepts the drink and tells the guy to come over and she says, "Do you wanna see some ass?" She bends over and shows him her ass. After a while he tells the bartender to buy her another drink. She accepts it and calls him over and says, "Do you wanna see some tits" And she flashes him. A little while later the girl goes to the bathroom. The guy tells the bartender to buy her another drink before she comes back. She gets back, sees the drink, and says "Another drink!" So again she calls him over and says, "Do you wanna smell some pussy?" And breathes in his face.

funniness: 6.44

rating: R