Nicole d.

Three guys were having an argument about who was more generously endowed. Finally, to settle the matter once and for all, they went up to the top of the Empire State Building and proceeded to unzip their flies. "Pretty good, huh?" said Mort, whose organ was hanging all the way down to the fifty-seventh floor. "I got you beat cold," said Bill, whose member was dangling just below a window on the forty-ninth. They looked over at the third guy, who was dancing a curious sort of jig, jumping from one foot to the other and peering anxiously over the edge of the observation deck. "What the hell are you doing, Harry?" they asked. "Dodging traffic!" he replied.

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG