Iain D.

It is the start of spring and baby bear emerges from his cave looking a wreck. He's skin and bones; his body is shaking; his legs can barely support him and his eyes have huge bags underneath them. Seeing him, mother bear asks: "What happened, baby bear? Didn't you hibernate like I told you to?" To which baby bear replies: "Hibernate?! Shit! I thought you said masturbate!"

funniness: 6.94

rating: R