Troy B.

One day a lady walked into a tattoo parlor and asked the tattoo artist, "Are you good?" He replies, "But of course!" She said, "I need a tattoo of Mike Tyson on my left inner thigh and a tattoo of Riddick Bowe on my right inner thigh. But I won't pay if they don't look like them." The tattoo artist agreed to the condition. She undressed and he started the tattoos. After he finished the tattoos, she said, "Let's ask the next person who walks in whether they look like Mike Tyson and Riddick Bowe." A little while later a man walks in. She spread her legs and asked the man, "Do they look like Mike Tyson and Riddick Bowe?" The man replied, "I don't know, but that son of a bitch in the middle sure looks like Don King."

funniness: 7.21

rating: R