Angelic B.

What is the shortest book in the world? What men know about women. How do you stop a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. What do men and toilets have in common? They're all either taken or full of shit. What do men and tiles have in common? Lay them straight and you can walk all over them for life. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Coz they don't have balls. How do you know if a man is happy? Who cares? How do you know if a man is sexualy excited? He's breathing!

funniness: 6.43

rating: R