Starkiz P.

One day, Luke Skywalker and Obi-One came into a Chinese Resturant. They ordered the food and then sat down to eat. "Damm it!" cried Luke, "These sticks are so hard." As Luke's face grew livid with rage, Obi-One calmly replied, "Use the forks, Luke, use the forks."

funniness: 4.15

rating: PG