Brian I.

There was this beautiful blonde woman in the back of a movie theater doing what appeared to be fingering herself. A man saw this and asked if she could use an extra hand. She is a little embarrased, but lets the guy eat her out and finger her. The guy finished his job and return to his seat. A few minutes later the blonde is back at it again. The guy asked her "Was it not good enough for you?" She replies, "Yes it was. But it's these damn crabs that won't quit itching."

funniness: 7.29

rating: R