James R.

Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob." While an office mate is out, move their chair (or, preferably, entire office) into the elevator. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?" Wear water-wings all day and ask everyone to join you in the office for a paddle. Ask someone to wait right where he is while you go to get an important document, then don't return. Smile at everyone and tell them you like there eyes. Hum a constant note while flapping your arms as you walk down the corridor. Wear a sombrero.

funniness: 5.96

rating: G