Leslie S.

One day, a brunnett walked into a motel and asked for a room. At exactly midnight, a man came in, and asked to have sex with her. The brunnett said ok, and as they were doing it, he started to grow horns. The brunnett screamed and jumped out the window. The next day, a redhead came into the motel and asked for a room. At midnight, a man came in and asked to have sex with her. She said alright, and they did it. The man started growing horns, and she screamed and jumped out the window. The 3rd day, a blonde came into the motel, and got a room. At midnight, the man again appeared and asked to have sex. She said yes very excitedly. As they were doing it, the man started to grow horns again, and the blonde responded, "OOoooooo! Handle Bars!"

funniness: 6.36

rating: PG